we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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