Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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