after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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