its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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