so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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