White coat. Heels.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So much Jack, so little girl.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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