Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
home. puking in laundry basket.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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