Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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