I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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