So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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