Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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