god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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