it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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