my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just high enough for therapy.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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