either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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