We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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