I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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