we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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