I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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