Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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