Please, let me fuck your mom
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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