Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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