What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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