It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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