It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
