after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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