shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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