ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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