I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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