I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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