How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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