is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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