i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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