i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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