I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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