I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize