And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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