just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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