Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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