Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Yo dont text me then not text me
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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