I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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