Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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