writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
