turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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