Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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