On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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