it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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