i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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