OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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