Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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