remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
