what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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