He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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