i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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