Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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