we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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