So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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